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Blair Cornelia Waldorf
This is Blair Waldorf~

I can't take your call right now, but I might get back to you if I wish. Laissez-moi un message après le bip! [Beep!]

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Blair Cornelia Waldorf
05 January 2012 @ 10:06 pm
A few of my favorite things;
Audrey Hepburn, Lanvin ballet flats, pearls, Paris, Christmas, headbands, bacials, awards shows, New York Times' Wedding Announcements, Yale, planning parties

Food: Pumpkin pie
Website: Park Avenue Peerage
Music: Justin Timberlake, M.I.A., Cat Power, Meiko, Zero 7, Sea Wolf, The Beatles, Bjork, Radiohead
Authors: The Bronte Sisters, Edith Wharton, Oscar Wilde, Leo Tolstoy, William Shakespeare, Joan Didion, Lewis Carroll
Movies: Breakfast at Tiffany's, Manhattan, Casablanca, All About My Mother, The Wizard of Oz, La Cage aux Folles, 16 Candles, anything with Audrey
Designers: Eleanor Waldorf, Chanel, Burberry, Prada, Stella McCartney, Narciso Rodriguez, Balenciaga
TV Shows: Sex and the City, Felicity, America's Next Top Model, 30 Rock, What Not to Wear, So You Think You Can Dance, The Mary Tyler Moore Show, anything on BBC America

oh baby, you're a classic like a little black dress; you're a faded moon stuck on a little hot mess.Collapse )

Leave any and all OOC comments here, thanks! ♥
Blair Cornelia Waldorf
☼ Sun Dappled ☼

We cordially invite you to our Spring Gala Luncheon in the gardens of the Piaculum Palace on April 25. Celebrate the peak of the season with beloved friends against the backdrop of tamed nature while enjoying the choicest of food and wine.

Don your lightest and brightest garb and leave your shoes at home, but gentlemen should remember to bring a single bloom --the most beautiful-- to lay your claim on your fair lady or one of the enchanting nymphs. The fortunate may find themselves escorting home a piece of sunshine

Some of the proceeds will go towards the maintenance of the palace grounds. Tickets start from three violets.
Blair Cornelia Waldorf
07 March 2010 @ 11:03 am

Isn't my baby just precious?

[ ooc: whew sorry for the previous html fail! --and yes, Chuck, this is coming out of your credit card ]
Blair Cornelia Waldorf
04 March 2010 @ 08:56 pm
--inity to Chuck Bass? None of my friends will ever understand. I'm ready for my punishment. Whatever you and god think is fair, whether it's flogging, fasting, putting that thing with the teeth around my thigh, like Silas?

How about some food for thought instead? Don't drink. Keep your clothes on. Try avoiding those who might cause you to stray.

Oh, I plan to. Thank you Father, it was very good advice.

[ she stands up to leave before turning back to the dividing screen ]

You don't grant birthday wishes, do you?

I'm a priest. Not a genie.

Well-- the next time you talk to him, would you ask him to send my boyfriend back to me?

[ ooc; aaand the bitch is back! Alternatively, see this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSIj7PhQ1YI ]
Blair Cornelia Waldorf
17 January 2010 @ 08:44 pm
Chuck Bass has left the City.

It happened before, so all Victrola employees should know what to do. Call me with questions, but first make sure you can't answer them yourself.

As for the upcoming first issue of The Citizen, we already have several writers noted down, but we are looking forward to more. Right now we need more opinion/commentary pieces, a cultural piece, and other longer pieces --I really hope expecting a cover story from you people isn't too much. We still welcome any and all queries and submissions until the end of January.

And in case it wasn't clear, we pay for every word you write. Contact Anna Milton or myself for more information.

[ ooc; I really only expect about 100-300 words for each piece, including the longer ones, so it shouldn't be that big of a commitment? Otherwise, I don't mind putting *insert erudite essay here* for some chars~ FYI, beware of upset Blair ]
Blair Cornelia Waldorf
11 January 2010 @ 09:05 am
The importance of mass media is that it builds a society.

It lets us listen in on the underlying conversation and also speak our minds. It lets us choose our cultural leaders. It becomes the pool in which we collect our public information, our dissenting views, and our shared dreams and fears. It turns us into a community.

Now the City is the most diverse place I have ever visited, with peoples from all sorts of dimensions, but that does not mean we are divided.

I am starting a publication with the view of being the most relevant to most citizens. If one person can do all this alone then it would, of course, be me. Fortunately, I have decided to include your efforts in contributing to the magazine too. I want opinions, rants, news bites, tips on surviving the City, and pieces on health, money, beauty, fashion, politics, arts and culture, and everything else. Even better, if you want to be a regular, pitch in your idea of a column.

For prospective subscribers and advertisers, do drop me your name and number so I can send you the exclusive prototype as soon as it is available.

Looking forward to hearing from you~
Blair Cornelia Waldorf
04 January 2010 @ 06:38 pm

If leaving me stranded nowhere in the Village, out of my natural habitat and in my pajamas is your idea of a joke, then you're even worse than Dane Cook --And I'm so setting Georgina loose on you.

[ brief pause. ]

HUMPHREY! Here! Now!

Ugh, I'm having him exiled to Staten!

[ some numbers dialed using the device, then a longer pause as she waits for someone to pick up. ]

Hello? Dorota? Are you there? I'm lost. Hello? Hello? I'm near an empty carousel, and no cars. I don't want to be raped and murdered out here. HELLO?

[ ooc; aaaand Blair's back, updated to the latest episode 3.12 and reset. She won't remember any of you, but she'll be on her best behavior ♥ And yes, she is in fact in pajamas and a coat. She loves S so. Missed you all! ]